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ABOUT US
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NOTSOSKINNY'S WEBPAGE

THE MIGHTY NULLABOR

Famous Quotes

"Listen Lois, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and i'm the man"
PETER GRIFFIN
(American Dad)

 

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals.... except the weasel."
HOMER J SIMPSON

 

"I get no respect, if it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all".
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

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"There are two seasons in Scotland - June and winter."
BILLY CONNOLLY

 

"My cousins gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section"
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

John Williamson ... Waltzing Matilda

Australian tourism add

G'day

NotsoSkinnys fitness routine

Alex Jesaulenko 'You Beauty'

About aussie blokes

# There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.

# Whether it’s the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery,there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.

# If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he’s probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.

# On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out.

# Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic milk crate.

# It is proper to refer to your best friend as “a total bastard”. By contrast, your worst enemy is “a bit of a bastard”.

# Historians believe the widespread use of the word “mate” can be traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the 1890s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or “mateship”. Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names.

# The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but to the mosquitoes.

# If it can’t be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, it’s not worth fixing.

# Unless ethnic or a Pom, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front porch. Pottering about, gardening or leaning on the fence is acceptable. Just don’t sit. That’s what backyards are for.

# On picnics, the Esky is always too small, creating a food versus grog battle that can only ever be resolved by leaving the salad at home.
 

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THE GIRLS
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 DEMONSTRATE THE RULES OF RUGBY 

 DOWN UNDER 2012 OLYMPICS 

CONTACT

West Australian Brewerys

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why God was a WEST AUSSIE

# He wore thongs.

 

# Jesus was a West Australian chippy, who like all good union members didn't work on Sundays mate.

 

# His favorite past times were fishing, camping, going 4-wheel donkeying and most of his mates were fishermen.

 

# He was a ripper surfer as it was like he could walk on water.

 

# He did a mean BBQ, crikey 5000 people rock up, and no wuckers, throw a few fresh caught barra's on the barbie, some buns and a bit of mum's potato salad ( fairdinkum it's in the Gospel of Thomas, trust me) and Bob's your uncle.

 

# No one is exactly sure where he was earning his quid from but he had a mate in the Tax office so it was all sweet.

 

# And to top it all off, he turned water into alcohol and if that isn't an Australian miracle I don't know what is!

TRUCKIE PRANK CALL (not for kiddies)

Australia mate...

What Aussies understand

# You know the meaning of the word 'girt'

# You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again

# You understand that 'excuse me' can sound rude, while 'scuse me' is always polite

# You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year

# When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer

# You can translate: 'Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas'

# You believe the phrase 'smart casual' refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered

# You still think of Kylie as 'that sheilah off Neighbours'

EXERCISING MOTIVATION MATE

the last v8 commodore

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 west australian watering holes 

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 THE KALAMUNDA HOTEL 

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 THE BASSEANDEAN HOTEL 

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 THE BROKEN HILL HOTEL 

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 THE QUEENS HOTEL 

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 THE WINDSOR HOTEL 

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 THE NATIONAL HOTEL 

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 THE GUILDFORD HOTEL 

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 ROSE & CROWN HOTEL 

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 VICTORIA PARK HOTEL  

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 SAIL & ANCHOR HOTEL 

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 MUNDARING WEIR HOTEL 

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 BRASS MONKEY HOTEL 

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 SOUTH BEACH HOTEL  

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 PARKERVILLE TAVERN 

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 PADDINGTON ALE HOUSE  

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 BALMORAL HOTEL, VIC PARK  

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 THE EXCHANGE HOTEL 

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  THE IMPERIAL HOMESTEAD, YORK 

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 THE PALACE HOTEL, WAGIN 

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 THE WOODANILLING HOTEL 

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 THE WOODBRIDGE HOTEL 

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 THE GROSVENOR HOTEL 

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 THE CLUB HOTEL, SOUTHERN CROSS

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 THE WEMBLEY HOTEL 

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 THE COMMERCIAL HOTEL 

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 THE FEDERAL HOTEL 

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 THE ROSE HOTEL,BUNBURY 

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 THE LEFT BANK HOTEL 

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 THE ROEBUCK BAY HOTEL 

SUPERCARS
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