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Famous Quotes
"Listen Lois, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and i'm the man"
PETER GRIFFIN
(American Dad)
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals.... except the weasel."
HOMER J SIMPSON
"I get no respect, if it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all".
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
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"There are two seasons in Scotland - June and winter."
BILLY CONNOLLY
"My cousins gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section"
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
John Williamson ... Waltzing Matilda
Australian tourism add
G'day
NotsoSkinnys fitness routine
Alex Jesaulenko 'You Beauty'
About aussie blokes
# There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.
# Whether it’s the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery,there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.
# If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he’s probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.
# On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out.
# Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic milk crate.
# It is proper to refer to your best friend as “a total bastard”. By contrast, your worst enemy is “a bit of a bastard”.
# Historians believe the widespread use of the word “mate” can be traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the 1890s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or “mateship”. Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names.
# The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but to the mosquitoes.
# If it can’t be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, it’s not worth fixing.
# Unless ethnic or a Pom, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front porch. Pottering about, gardening or leaning on the fence is acceptable. Just don’t sit. That’s what backyards are for.
# On picnics, the Esky is always too small, creating a food versus grog battle that can only ever be resolved by leaving the salad at home.
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DEMONSTRATE THE RULES OF RUGBY
DOWN UNDER 2012 OLYMPICS
why God was a WEST AUSSIE
# He wore thongs.
# Jesus was a West Australian chippy, who like all good union members didn't work on Sundays mate.
# His favorite past times were fishing, camping, going 4-wheel donkeying and most of his mates were fishermen.
# He was a ripper surfer as it was like he could walk on water.
# He did a mean BBQ, crikey 5000 people rock up, and no wuckers, throw a few fresh caught barra's on the barbie, some buns and a bit of mum's potato salad ( fairdinkum it's in the Gospel of Thomas, trust me) and Bob's your uncle.
# No one is exactly sure where he was earning his quid from but he had a mate in the Tax office so it was all sweet.
# And to top it all off, he turned water into alcohol and if that isn't an Australian miracle I don't know what is!